A letter to my jeans …

Dear Fat Jeans,

I am writing to tell you that our relationship has gone on long enough.   You & I can no longer carry on this torrid love affair that we have for each other.       You have been in my life long enough making things all too comfortable and oh so easy.     But, I have had enough with your stretchy goodness.  Quit wooing me with your comfort when I slide you on.. and that button fastens so easily.  You know what I’m talking about, don’t pretend that you don’t.     Don’t make this harder on me.  It’s time.

To make it easy on us both,  I will continue seeing you until it just isn’t possible anymore.    Until you just hang around and make us both look bad.    I will say goodbye to you for good.   Prepare yourself, it’ll make it easier.      I know what your thinking, that you think I’ll take you back… right away.   That I won’t be able to live without you.      I’m here to tell you… not this time baby.   Not this time.        This lady is doing it up bigtime.   13.1 miles big.   You read right.  I am going to run myself my very first half marathon.    June 13, 2010.    I won’t have any use for you,  ever again.    My training has officially started, and you’ll be curbside in no time.

Thanks for memories.  We had goooooooooood times.

All my love,

Melody

4 Responses to “A letter to my jeans …”

  1. Kristin says:

    you can do this! i started a diet today. just don’t tell anyone. my jeans are tight and i am not happy. (yes, i realize i am posting this, i just can’t say it out loud for serious fear of failure). i need help with running and more help with time management. and i need a nanny. maybe i can’t do this after all. i want a cookie. dammit.

  2. heather says:

    YOU Rock – and you can do it!

  3. Eileen says:

    You can totally do it! :)

  4. Sara Wutzke says:

    I love this! I’m looking forward to training with you!

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