Lord of the Flies
Posted in mi vida loca on 08. Sep, 2009
Suddenly there is a buzz of fruit flies around the house. What the hell … so I start wiping down everything and try to eliminate the problem. Hmmm… they are hard little suckers to get rid of, no?
So, last night, as I walk into Miles’ room .. I see a plethora of them, more than I see in any other part of the house …
me: Miles? They seem to be coming from your room? Do you have food in here?
Miles: huh? no. only that rotten banana that I threw away in the garbage can.
me: WHAT! OMG. your kidding… From DURANGO! ?? 3 WEEKS AGO?!
Miles: uh, yeah.. I guess so.
Lovely… just lovely. So, I made him empty his garbage and he was SO grossed out by it.. I’m like.. dude? are you for realz?
It was funny though, I couldn’t help but laugh …
what? Did you give the maid time off?
It’s really hard to find good help these days … (cringe)